Last three weeks I was wandering through China, starting from Shanghai, over Putoshan, Hangzhou, Xian, Lyoang to Beijing, enjoying great sites, a fascinating and sometimes weird experience. Though I took a Chinese language course for a semester, there was no way of communication without body language and hand signals, since most Chinese did not even try to understand my words and their English is even more incomprehensible.
Sticking out of the crowd is really easy. If u re an average European, u are long-nosed, your hair shows other colors than black and u ll be about the tallest person in any crowd. But size is not everything, Chinese also show different behavior. Spitting is tolerated everywhere, even on the dinner-table, alike belching and similar stuff.
While having a snack during the day, one could come across some Chinese sleeping at lunch or dinner tables. Chinese menus look about the same over the day. It does not matter if u have breakfast, lunch or dinner, u will get noodles or rice. But as a vegetarian u should be aware, that only a tiny number of Buddhist don t eat meat or fish and less than a tenth of Chinese are Buddhists. So every standard vegetables offered at a Chinese restaurant will be mixed up with meat some-how.
What about the question of how much Chinese fit into an elevator? If u thought GVB are cramped during rush-hour than u should try Chinese metro! Everywhere in town there are crowds of people, pushing their arms and elbows against your rips without apologizing. Anyway, waiting lines do not exist, so if u re waiting for a free toilet. u will have to compete with Chinese and the quickest one will win. Europeans could also have problems with Chinese toilet build, but there are probably the reason for old Chinese people to stay fit (otherwise it is TaiChi).